Capricorn
The ambitious Earth sign! Careful you don’t work too hard, Capricorn, or you might find your friends are taking it personally. Don’t forget that laughter is an essential part of life. Tell me if you’ve heard this one: what happened to the matchmaker who tried to cross a goat with a lion? He had to buy a new goat!

Aquarius
Aquarius of the Air signs, you’re in for quite a week! Those logical opinions you hold so tightly to will come in handy when you face a pop quiz. Just don’t get too upset when it surprises you; instead, roll with it and remember your facts and you’ll ace it!

Pisces
Pisces, Pisces, my dear Watery Pisces. Do you feel like tide is against you? Getting stormy looks from your neighbours? Stop making them suffer through that loud music! You darn kids these days. It’s hard to open up in person, I know, and music is a fine way of expressing yourself, but you’ve got to work on controlling the volume of your trumpet and starting conversations with those around you instead of being so timid. The world’s full of friends waiting to be made!

Aries
Fiery Aries, always ready to jump into the fray! We all know you love a good competition, Aries, just be sure to look before you leap this week or you might end up suffering for it—if a prize sounds too good to be true, or a task too easy to be dangerous, you’re right, they are! Someone’s looking to take advantage of your hasty nature, so watch out!

Taurus
Taurus, the steadfast and dependable bull, the rock of the Earth signs: You are a shining example of that description this week. Your family will need you to be there for them, even though they may not ask you directly. But they know they can count on your stable, reliable presence, so don't let them down in their time of suffering. 

Gemini
The dual-natured, sometimes flighty Air sign of Gemini—you’ve got a lot going on this week, haven’t you? Dinner parties, balls, art shows, antiquing, the works! Just make sure you’ve got it all written down, you know how people hate to be left wondering if you’ve forgotten all about them when you’ve made plans.

Cancer
Cancer the Crab, our loving, motherly Water sign. Feeling a little lonely lately? A little sorry for yourself and wondering why you haven’t been getting any dates? Remember that a smile is your best feature! Sometimes it’s hard, but no one likes a frowny face all the time. Smile and remember why life is good, and I think you just may find that special someone.