Mints Recalled Across the Land

The Light Hearted Candy Company has recalled its line of signature mints because of a series of unusual incidents, all curiously having to do with Genies. There have been reports of Genies from as far away as Agrabah experiencing a loss of motor control and being visually impaired for a short period of time. Their speech has been found to have been slurred and their judgement impaired. Anonymous tipsters have also reported seeing the Green Isle’s own Genie, Shamir Shamazzle, under the influence of said mints. To avoid any further incidents, all the mints have been recalled and will undergo further testing and will be re-released when the issue has been identified and resolved.

UPDATE: The issue with the mints has been identified, but could not be fixed. The Light Hearted Candy Company released the following statement: “Unfortunately, we were unable to fix the issue. After extensive testing, it has been concluded that Genies react differently to various herbs, including mint, because of the magic they possess. When said magic mixes with the herbs, an intoxicated-like state occurs. Because of this, we urge that Genies across the land not use our product. We are working extensively to find a mint that is safe for consumption for all of our customers, but are presently unable to cater to our most loyal ones. We apologize for the inconvenience, and will begin shipping our mints out again soon for distribution.”

       

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